"Newly Rich"

The nouveau-riche real-estate developer splurged
on a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow and couldn't wait
to show it off. So after a meeting with the bank, he
offered one of the senior officers a ride home.

"Whaddaya think?" he couldn't resist asking his
passenger after a mile or two. "Pretty classy, eh?
I bet you've never ridden in one of these before."

"Actually, I have," replied the banker graciously,
"but this is the first time in the front seat."