As per usual, Chongz tries to propagate that falsehood that I had a life threatening episode with a can opener... I categorically deny those accusation... It's more the other way around 'cause I got the best of the can opener, then wrestled it to the ground, duct taped the sumabich and took it to one of those recycling centers where it was crushed and then shredded and is now part of some toaster or car somewhere...

And unless you have pictorial evidence to the contrary, Chongz, which y6ou don't, then you can take that story out of your organ grinding routine...

B~