Well, I'm just trying to let you geezers know that you may have been stabbed with carcinogens. Laugh it off if you want. Die laughing, along with mad scientist Hilleman.

And new number crunching shows that "conspiracy theorists" are more sane than you spoon-fed government-infoed loonies. A google search below. Pick your own source, since whichever I draw from will be poopooed:

https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&q=conspiracy+theorists+more+sane&oq=conspiracy+theorists+more+sane&gs_l=hp.3..0l4.254844.

Enjoy your cancers. And don't question your doctor when he says it was caused by asbestos. lol. Chumps.