The thought of a woman being foolish enough to play golf gives me the shivers... ;-) I think most women are above that sort of thing. When I think of golf, I think of Elmer Fudd...wearing a silly hat and ridiculous looking pantaloons and golf shoes. Or else, I think of rich young lawyers and business types who go there to show off their snazzy sports cars in the parking lot, hang out at the bar, and pick up rich young women for tawdry and meaningless affaires.

The Scots have inflicted several shocking things on the world...

Haggis!

The highland kilt!

The sporan!

The bagpipes!!!

But worst of all...............GOLF!!!! (shudder)