Oh hell. Does this mean this year's Blitherscrum has been and gone? I had it down in my diary for Octember 32nd. As a matter of fact I've always gone to Blitherscrum for the last weekend in Octember, and could never understand why it was so quiet. No marquees. No tents. No bar. No fast food stalls and no music. Just the squelching of the effluent pump as it dispersed the local sewage into the river Blither.