Ginger Whinger. A Mongolian nose flute competition would need a lot of Mongolian noses, and that would mena a lot of Mongolians. And that would mean a lot of Mongolian camels and yaks. And that would cause no end of trouble between feeding them, picking up their droppings from the street and the devil only knows what.

I still remember the chaos a few years ago when that crowd of Andean musicians brought their alpacas with them, and one of them ate someone's straw hat.