Mr Batho tells me he will be resuming strict control at the Belvedere this week after so many songs celebrating lost (and restored) maidenheads last time.

Concerning the 'Write a Folk Song for Blitherscrum' contest could the prize be freedom from the town, exempting the winner from ever having to go anywhere near the place again?

The new Full English project at the EFDSS has already uncovered several songs relating to Blitherscrum which await resurrection:-

The Spaniard That Blithered My Life
The Shores of Old Blither
Daydream Blitherer
Ol' Man Blither

Matthew Edwards (the author of one decent song, and several not so decent ones)