Detestable features of nudism? OK, some bits could do with ironing I suppose... But detestable? Haven't had too many complaints...

My dog isn't nude, but being very short haired and this hot summer, his normally black arse is looking decidedly pink at present.

But he isn't of German extraction. Middle East, I think.. (Greyhound.) Although he was born and raised in Ireland for racing till we gave him a retirement.

As to dressing him up? mmm.. Some of those pictures were funny, some the product of a disturbed mind. Right! Where's my camera? Hound! Fetch my latex nurse's costume!