Ar yeah mate... I was fair dinkum gunna have a go at youse about this load of sheepshit yez are tryin'a pour on us antipodeans, like what we talk funny or sump'in'? Geez mate! Fair go!
Woddaya think we're all bloody Steve Irwin or bloody Hoges like? Stone the flamin' crows mate! Starve the flamin' lizards! Man 'ud ave t' be a mug even talkin to yez...
As f' pommy bastards takin' the piss... If Warnie was still playin', y'd be stuffed, no worries...