If you wave your cock about and get arrested you are doing it wrong Bridge. Most of us get begging letters....

People wave their religion around when they feel we all have to be as them. The ones who do so have no concept of how annoying they are, as they have a mission to save heathen bastards like me and embarrass people who are comfortable with their faith and see no need to try and convince anybody.

And don't get me started about banjo players...