I `ad one of those professional protesters in my cab the other day. But `e was one with a difference. `e `ad `is guitar and lovely T-shirt with "FRACKING BRING IT ON!" all written down the front and a lttle pocket to `old `is benefits card.
`e said, "What-o Jim, Could you get me to Waterloo please. I`m going down to that protest in Balcombe."
I said, "Blimey Woodie. You`ll bring the pains on down there with all those Greenies and Letstopitalls. `sides, the villagers `ave `ad enough of `em already. They need more "blow ins" like an `ole in the `ead."
`e said, "No problem, Jim. I`m just trying to bring some balance to the situation. I`ll be singing "When the lights go OUT again in London town!!"

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