The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3544680
Posted By: Rapparee
02-Aug-13 - 10:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Watch the eensy-weensy tiny type. When magnified it might read something like, "This price is good for 48 hours after signing and will thereafter revert to the regular rate. The regular rate is based upon usage: if you use it, you're screwed. This contract shall run for six hundred years and cannot be revoked, broken, or disavowed by the client without prior permission of the company. A minimum usage period equal to or greater than one-half, or fifty percent, of the length of this contract must have been used prior to consideration of revocation of this contract by the company."