Dear Mudcat Abby,

I have this compulsion to buy old pocket watches and wristwatches. I'm easily tempted to buy them and am spending all my money on them, bit by bit.

When I hear the word "Montgomery", I start salivating, and my best friends are called Hamilton, Waltham and Elgin. I think I'm losing my marbles...

Help!

Sincerely,

R.R. Grade