Dere MC Aby,
I done did whut yo sade an rubbed some chawin baccy in ma pits. Now this hear mule ho wurks in a mine wont lev me alon an I think that mule is in luv with me cuz it keps rubing it assend on me an I aint no miner.
Wat shud I do now?
Yor Fiend,
A Cowboy