Eyup concerned. Have you just bought an iPad too? Your spelling and grammar is as bad as mine using autocorrect before I edit it.

Mind you, you may just be illiterate. We have to consider that.

If you insist on plugging into this thread, at least buy a copy of our parish magazine. Co messiah Steve has a few copies available. He keeps them under a sack in his potting shed where they can't be found. On the basis that religious text has lots in common with porn. Gives you a taster of what rapturous feelings may be like by showing you others but you need to use your imagination, and feel deflated soon after.

Ginger.... Now that's something you slipped in. Our lack of god loves all, including ginger kids. But how did you work that out? The only copy of our good book (draft) is kept in a pigeon loft somewhere oop North and guarded by an oiled up gnome in a leotard.