I'm an independent and a moderate; Bobert is a partisan extremist. He seems to have some kind of homoerotic fixation on Obama, too. I mean, why else would he be so enamored of a guy who's forcibly fucking him? Not that Bobert's gay. I'm sure he's hetero, so God help us when he gets a whiff of Hillary as she trots past him on the campaign trail. He's a former high school "US Government" and "US History" teacher, too, so he'll lecture us on why she's the bestest thing to ever happen to the country since, well, since The Anointed One was racially prevented from serving a third term.