The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #151725 Message #3546935
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
08-Aug-13 - 10:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: Does it matter how tall Tom Cruise is?
Subject: RE: BS: Does it matter how tall Tom Cruise is?
Okay, it just so happens I was talkin' to Tom Cruise on the phone about an hour ago. We useta get together now and then when he would be comin' through Chicago, have a couple drinks, talk about show business and crime fightin'.
So I figgered I'd call him up and tell him people are yakkin' about him on Mudcat.
"What the hell is Mudcat?" he says.
I explain to him that it's an obscure internet hangout for a buncha old cranks who used to play folk music and that they are bad-mouthin' him.
"Nothing new about that," he says. "Tell them they can all kiss my ass."
And that about sums it up. Ook! Ook!
- Chongo