Your idea wouldn't work over here.

Two reasons.

1. We have real sports, not rounders and rugby with body armour.

2. There is a word in our language called atheist. It isn't a positive assertion as it seems to be in Dumbfuckistan but means irreligious basically. Not sure how you field a team of 50 million......

Now if you don't mind, I'm busy writing the bits of our scripture dealing with screwing up people's minds and false hope. May have to plagiarise from those who are bloody good at it.