Why don't you both start a political party? You don't need to spend too much on promotional aids or clothing. Plenty of special markets around Leipzig selling memorabilia.

Do you have an ultimate solution for obesity whilst you are at it? How about being from the India Sub Continent?   They are at high risk of type 2 diabetes. What are you going to suggest for their lifestyle addiction?   Sickle cell issues in African blacks? Round them fuckers up and force testing and medication whilst you are at it.

Oh and jump on the inevitable band wagon that says if you felt Stephen Fry articulated his point succinctly you are as self serving as he is portrayed. Demonising a luvvie for running true to form doesn't affect the point he tried to make.