I started a cleanup of my office/apartment 8 years ago, figgerin' I'd tackle it a bit at a time so as not to wear myself out. Operation Enduring Liberation, I called it. It ain't done yet. Matter of fact, I think it's provin' to be about as winnable a proposition as the USA presence in Afghanistan!

I am plannin' to make a strategic disengagement and a complete cessation of all further cleanin' attempts in 2014, declare "victory", and hope no one notices that the place looks a hell of a lot worse than it did when I started the old "cleanup" campaign.

- Chongo