Keep banging the rocks together Ron. Also, do some reading up before touching your keyboard. Far less embarrassing all round. pete wouldn't br happy if you said he wasn't a Christian evangelist. We here on this thread meanwhile have invented another true religion. If it suits us and is convenient for delusional purposes, it can even be woven into Bible nonsense, just like a few hundred others were.

Hey co Messiah and associated Gnome! I may have found the true token woman. I bought her a milk stout last night and she agreed. Her name is Dodgy Dora and her knees don't get to see much of each other but her heart is in the right place she reckons. She may also come in handy when we write our section about spilling seed.

Snag is, she isn't quite certain if there is a real world outside Barnsley. She has seen the rest of the world on the telly but reckons it is all a studio set in Cudworth.   Her philosophy seems great for forming the bedrock of a religion.

She isn't into all that fair play nonsense either.