Well I did live in Loughton, with rellies in Harlow, so it wouldn't be too hard... ;-)

The need satisfied in me by my calling you a po-faced so-and-so, and calling Snail lotsa things, relates to the frustration I feel when youse misrepresent what I'm saying or what you think I'm thinking. People do it in order to make their own argument instead of being straight, and it happens all the time. Tell me if I'm wrong, but, on the whole, I think I express myself clearly enough for me to be able to expect it not to happen.