Or, with apologies to Bryan Hyland:

She was ashamed to come down from her bedroom.
She was afraid that her father would laugh.
She was afraid of the taunts in the classroom
For her new bra, size A (less a half!)

It was an over-shoulder-boulder-holder
That she wore for the first time today.
An over-shoulder-boulder-holder,
And in her bedroom she wanted to stay.