My dear Goofus..

Fuck with you? I'm not even on the same planet as you. Anyway, if I were to, it might fuck some sense into you.

There again, you don't seem to be the only one seeing gay as an illness. You just don't stand out any more, and that must have an awful effect your ego. After all, we seem to have people openly comparing being gay with having mental health issues. I used to like fat chicks, as the young me referred to them as, so whether that is illness or preference? Buggered if I know..

Congratulations Goofus and Cleopatra's pet rodent. There used to be be one in every village, but you seem to be heading up a growing commune of them.