OK, since this is a true story, it takes a little setting up. And you have to be familiar enough with Family Guy to remember that certain electronic music is associated with gays dancing.

So I'm walking by my adult son's room as he's getting ready to get into the shower, and when I stop to chat he goes into a stripper routine and goes thump thump electronically at the same time. I say, I see that you're being a stripper, but why the gay music? He looks at me like I'm an idiot and says, Because I'm a stripper.

That's when it dawned on me...


...he wasn't cross-undressing.