Well Eliza, on an adjacent thread, we can't offer you a new Jesus but we do have two co Messiahs and an associated gnome.   Our new religion is having teething problems but has over a matter of weeks found interest in North Lincolnshire, Devon, Yorksheer, Knott End, California, one of The Carolinas, (what's the difference? ) Canada and La La Land, or Sanity as he calls it.

How many more religions can spread that fast eh?