"Breaking It Off"

Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee
that he had to break off their engagement so
he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman
asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"Uhh . . . Sue me for child support."