Yup. It ain't easy dealin' with domestic cleanup operations. Havin' a drink now and then and puttin' my feet up helps keep up my morale.

leeneia = What the heck is gray saliva? And where do you get it from? My friend Jack's damn dog produces saliva constantly, but it ain't gray, and I certainly ain't plannin' to bring any of it home.

You know what? That dog hates me. And I never done nothin' to deserve its hatred. Dogs are idiots as far as I'm concerned. They never shoulda been domesticated in the first place. See, if you are a Chimp and yer walkin' down the street, and say it's a nice quiet day...the postman says "Hi, Chongo. How's it goin'?"...everyone is actin' normal...then ya pass a fenced-in place with a dog, and all hell breaks loose. The miserable mutt goes absolutely nuts, charges foamin' against the fence, and raves on like a maniac. He is tellin' you that he wants to kill you, and would if the fence weren't in his way. He is still barkin' by the time yer 3 blocks away, and he gets all the other dogs barkin' too.

Dogs! They should all be shot as far as I'm concerned.

And what is DH? Damn Husband?

- Chongo