Can't be professional, surely Messiah S? Would that not entail getting paid for it? I certainly would not pay for such a poor service.

Ahhhh - Gotcha. Just realised that you were, once again, being munificent. We do need to help the needy if we are to continue with this 'ere superstition lark. That we we could have collections for the terminally stupid and cream off some dosh, err, sorry, take our fair expenses.

Phew, nearly gave the game away there but I don't think anyone noticed.

Bollocks!

DtG,C,LBandSPS