Aw! I really wanted a new friend too.   I broke the last one.

I wonder if we are hearing voices in our heads? Or at least reading them?

He could be the true Messiah you know, and seriously pissed off at our craven imagery.

Hang on, I'm getting a revelation.   Here it is! He IS of the cloth! Just worked it out. He comes across as a kiddie fiddler.