Spaw, teaching (from a transcript):

Okay, you dipshits. Lissen up. You take the number 9, see? Only make it with a straight tail. Flop it over and you got either a 6 or a lower-case B -- that's a little B to you shitheads. Lay is down on the round part and it looks like that thing you see in your camera, right? Lay it down on the flat part and it looks like Whatsisname over there in the corner, only without the peter to play with like he's doin' now. Learn this, because it's important. Why is it so fuckin' important? Because I said so, you little....

It goes on like that for every single number up to a googleplex.