"This Bull Reproduced..."

This couple went to an agricultural show way out in the
countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and were watching the
auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announced the first bull to be
auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced
sixty times last year."

The wife nudged her husband in the ribs, and commented,
"See! That was more than five times a month!"

The second bull was now to be sold: "Another fine specimen.
This wonder reproduced a hundred twenty times last year."

Again the wife bugged her husband: "Hey, that's some
ten times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband was getting really annoyed with this
comparison.

The third bull was up for sale: "And this extraordinary
specimen reproduced three hundred sixty-five
times last year!"

The wife slapped her husband on the arm and yelled,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about
YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yelled back,
"Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if
they were all with the same cow!!!"

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"Vet's Pills"

A rancher needed a bull to service his cows but needed
to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who
lent the money came by a week later to see how his
investment was doing. The farmer complained that "The bull
just eats grass and won't even look at the cows." The
banker suggested that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returned to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looked very pleased: "The bull has serviced all
my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my
neighbor's cows!"

"Wow," said the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.

"I don't know," said the farmer, "but they sort of taste
like chocolate."