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Thread #15249   Message #3555251
Posted By: Jim Carroll
02-Sep-13 - 02:12 AM
Thread Name: Balls cried the Queen, if I had two...
Subject: RE: Balls cried the Queen, if I had two...
Liverpool variants:
"Well fuck me" said the Queen, and the knight rolled on.
And a Liverpool/Russian variant about Rasputin
"Fuck me" said the Tsarina, and the hairy monk jumped out of his bunk and shot connie-onnie (condensed milk) all over her.
Jim Carroll