Frustratingly, I agreed to bury the nautical hatchet so one avenue of amusement has been closed to me. (Hello Sailor.. In the nicest interpretation of the phrase.)

Nice that pete has an atheist keyboard to contend with, such trials make for thinking before typing. Perhaps in reply, I might point out the old chestnut that blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Amos makes a good point with vegetarianism. Not sure you could identify an atheist by the smell of their farts though in the way you can a vegetarian.....

String singer has eloquently pointed out how The USA is in the process of being taken over by the forces of Dumbfuckistan, although I usually get shouted at for mentioning it, in the same way that lying to Christians isn't really ly..... Whoops!

Have a nice day.