Please! None of those esteemed worthies actually live here, though Chongo does visit now and then when he needs a break from the big city life in Chicago. Shane has never stopped in Orillia, though he's been through on a bus the odd time on the way to Toronto. Penelope? I've been trying for years to get her to visit, but with no success. I'd love to see Orillia confronted with the very best of the Engish upper classes and see what would happen. Then there's William Shatner. The campus of the WSSBA stands proudly just outside of Orillia, and we have long hoped that Mr Shatner would come here to bless us with his presence...but he has not. He didn't even come for the unveiling of his statue which stands at the apex of the Central Rotunda.