Nah then, el Gnomo, in spite of doing The Three Fishes at Mitton with Mother at least five times a year, and driving her over t'Nick for the views (we hob-nobbed in Downham last time I was up, and she swears that her and me dad almost bought Sabden post office many moons ago), I've never actually visited Whalley Abbey. Do you recommend it? Would I get Mother round if I could cadge a wheelchair? I could be talking early October here...!