Tell her if she doesn't behave herself I will come down there and cook for her.................

Oh wait a minute she's no weel

perhaps better no tell her that

since last week ah wis telt ma cookin these days wid mak a growin man weep.

It wisny ma fault the recipe said one spoonful of chili powder how wis ah tae ken it meant a teaspoon no a tablespoon ;)

Thinking of you both don't worry about tomorrow just get to the end of today.