Today's discovery. I'd been setting up a MIDI metronome via ABC, using BarFly with the drumkit sound set as the instrument. Then I tried listening to a tune file I came across in an obscure place in my filesystem I hadn't looked at in a long time, but forgot to change the sound back first. What I heard was this:

http://www.campin.me.uk/Temporary/JL-d.mid

What I'd intended was this:

http://www.campin.me.uk/Temporary/JL-p.mid

The file is a set of tunes from the Morris Ring. There is no change in the ABC, only the instrument selection. (Tempo is a bit too slow).

Would they let women in if they dressed in skimpy glittery bikinis and big feathers?