NO!!!

Mom had...had...fallen off the bottom!!!! No one, not even that flip-faced bolt-hole Sham McBride, to help her back up until I came along!!! For over five hours she lay there, unable to get up, until I came along, took her in my strong arms and set her back in her rightful place.

That's why I'm her favorite, except in Canada and other place where they spell things oddly, and in those I'm her favourite.