You see Shimrod, what really happens is that pete, Jerk the Sea Cadet, Ron Davis etc get together and pray for the rest of us to be blighted by annoying God botherers.

Not much point in us trying to do it back to them either. Their God claims to have invented everything including us, yet he only listens to those with a space in their brain for him to fill.

It's a tough life but what can you do?



Les Barker's wonderful song "Jehova's Witness at the Door" is worth a giggle if you feel the need.