This IS getting serious. On another thread, one of the serious ones here is trying to impose rules on what you can post and how often.

I propose our new true religion has a troll chapter? We can be a broad church that allows religious zealots and associated bigots to join us, in our laity section, and especially in the troll chapter.

They can have weekly meetings where they complain to each other how rational people laugh at them when they take their god out of their head and try to apply it to hard wired morality and altruism. They can lay bets on the date and time their bloke invented things, both new and already extinct. I reckon they'd be happy. We could have a rule that they have to be taken seriously to their faces to stop them whinging. Tell you what, even tell them this is a form of equality but at the same time have them think it is a form of privilege, just like religious people do now.

They do need to be guarded though. How many gnome guards can you muster?