Have you been rummaging in the bins of our local GP surgery?

Again?

You won't find many converts to the true religion in our neck of the woods. The Wesley family are from around here and you can't move for busloads of Methodists on pilgrimages.

I do find it curious that Jerk is admonishing string singer for trying to perpetuate a thread he bloody started in the first place.

All string singer was doing was trying to dissuade idiots like us spoiling it by taking the piss.

Nice try and all that.

Gonads