How 'bout "Momcat" or, if you feel that way,"Contrition". There's always "P.W." for preachers wife,"Spawn of Cthulhu" is probably not appropriate although "Naked in Paradise" has a nice ring to it.
Has Soozan been grabbed? How about "Pillar of Rectitude".
Naw. Can't see it.
AHA! I've got it! "The Bluebird of Happiness", "Hap" for short.
There. All settled.

troll**********smiling proudly