Sooz Da Flooz! Welcome in. Here let me help you with that heavy sack!

[Empties sack of laundry into beer keg marked COORS. Stirs vigorously]

This is the only thing this stuff is good for. Help youself to any of the butterscotch schapps and eggnog.

[Keg begins to foam dangerously]

Here, let's pour in some of this soap.

[Up ends the grits container. Foam gushes up over the sides of the keg and onto the floor of the room.]

[Outside the hysterical woman is screaming, "That woman carried those sacks in there and didn't come out again. And there is still all that noise. And look at the foam sliding out the door. Someone call the autorities!"