Ok. Idiot to idiot.

When you say "we" how many CofE Christians do you mean? All of them? All of them with your huge intellect? The boutique ones?

You wriggle out of corners with slippery ease but saying CofE congregation don't believe in God as the creator is wonderful. I do get to the occasional wedding, funeral and christening and I don't think the faithful reckon the vicar is coming out with tripe.

I don't think the vicar does either.

It's rather silly praying if you just use an old book to guide your thoughts. Who are you praying to? And why?

Perhaps you might ask The Archbishop of Canterbury for advice here, as your waffle falls at the first hurdle. Doesn't even get past the first sentence of the book you base your cult on.