Thanks, Kendall for the text of "She Thinks I Steal Cars".    As you have noted no doubt, I wasn't the only one smitten by that song.

It's great that your tastes and accomplishments range so far--from bone-dry Maine humor to the definitive version of "Lorena" to the above song.

The other one of yours I really want to learn--at least the one that pops up immediately--is "$5 Fine for Whining".    That one should be sung at every Getaway--just to spread the message far and wide.