the amount of time you spend on here with your inane crap MUST be done in works time

Tsk, tsk conc me dear. What makes you think that we actually need to work? I do believe that most of us on here are beyond such menial tasks. Whether you work 18 hours a day saving the world, ferrying tea to China, cooking up curry for the Tanzanian navy or are simply a deluded nincompoop, I genuinely feel sorry for you. Well, for a few minutes anyway, until the laughter sets in again.

:D