Whilst you are in one of your weird moods it isn't the right time to tell a little story but I shall anyway.

In my recent past as a health regulator I wrote and had published many Dept of Health reports on the ability of NHS trusts to monitor and act upon alert organisms. My mental block, Freudian as it may sound, has always been that I type orgasm instead and never pick it up when proof reading it. It once got past me, the QA peer review, publications edit etc and was published on the Healthcare Commission website how the board of a particular trust monitored orgasms.

In a similar way, as mortality rates at a hospital trust fell after a new chief executive came in and made a few changes, the local paper either accidentally or otherwise reported that morality rates had reduced.



Hence I couldn't resist confusing orgasm with organism. Same as you confuse people who claim to be Christians without obeying Christian rules with normal people who want the public service the Church has happily provided over the years. You think the former worthy of respect but the latter otherwise.

Shame on you.