Well, I doubt that's there's a "definitive" version. The way I learned it in Wisconsin in the late 1950's was:

And then there's Grandma,
Swingin' on the outhouse door,
Without her nightie,
And Grandpa yellin', "More, More, More!!!"

And there you have it.

-Joe Offer, Wisconsinite in exile in California-

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