Me too, A. How dare those dastardly crows eat the unborn young of Hbirds! If I lived outside the city limits, slingshot be damned! It would #6 shot and fire and explosions. Controlled, of course, and their carcasses left in the sun as a warning to others of their ilk to steer well clear. Unfortunately, one is required by law to refrain from the use of deadly loud force within city limits.

One dead Hbird = not enough dead crows. An empirical equation but valid in my analysis and opinion.